hello my computer friends!

my – name – is – persis – shanker.

some call me pervert, some call me perky, there’s also been percy, persist and many other exciting names.

but as the years went by like a japanese bullet train, i thought it was too much of a hassle getting called all these irrelevant names.

so i decided i needed one name to rule them all.

one name to consolidate things.

one name to be whispered by all sentient beings in this universe.

and that name, my little blogging friends, was jellyfarm.

jellyfarm was born in 1997, thanks to my need for a cool Hotmail account name.

since then it has grown to be a billion dollar multi-national corporation, earning trillions of dollars for its non-investors and even less for its shareholders.

jellyfarm is copyrighted to me and it is used to generate many hours of tv scripts, shows and other fantastical journeys into the ridiculous.

it is all rights reserved and shall not be reproduced in any way whatsoever without the prior permission of her royal jelliness.

once done so, it must be consumed or else faced the consequences of utter decomposition.

thank you computer friends for taking the time to read this.



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