21. WORLD’S BEST JOB
I started off all chirpy and sassy today like Sonic’s cherry limeade and the day has fizzled out to be like a deflated Coke.
Some human beings are a sheer disappointment. They take too much of the my human energy.
My next job application is to be a hermit or island caretaker.
O wait! Isn’t that the recently hyped ‘World’s Best Job’ campaign on the Internet?
Darn! Missed it.
Gotta wait till the current caretaker gets eaten by a shark or ends up decomposed in a mysterious hatch built by the Dharma Initiative (Geez! Don’t you guys watch ‘Lost’?!)
Until then, I’ll just keep clicking on my ‘Submit’ button….sigh!