10. HAIR DISASTER BLASTER
Here is a new dyke moment. See pictures below.
I got my hair cut short after a disastrous perm that went oh-so-wrong last weekend.
This ‘hairstylist ah-lian’ told me she could give me the Kate Winslet look which I showed her on the cover of Januray’s Elle magazine. See picture below.
Instead, the gentle waves on Kate’s hair turned out to be some ah-lian-oprah curls!
UGH!
Needless to say, I was seeewww disappointed because I took the pains to grow my hair out for 6 long months and now I am the proud owner of a friggin dyke haircut that shows off my broad, stumpy neck and gorilla jaws!
Excellent!!
Why does God to this to me?
I swear I will definitely think of a sex change operation soon. All the near dyke moments are lowering my estrogen!!!
Posted on May 11, 2009, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.
Omigod!! which shop did u go to ??id b totally pissed too..nowadays they just dont understand what u really want ..
Some Cheena shop in Century Garden…Seewwww pissed!