10. HAIR DISASTER BLASTER

beltHere is a new dyke moment. See pictures below.

I got my hair cut short after a disastrous perm that went oh-so-wrong last weekend.

This ‘hairstylist ah-lian’ told me she could give me the Kate Winslet look which I showed her on the cover of Januray’s Elle magazine. See picture below.

 

Instead, the gentle waves on Kate’s hair turned out to be some ah-lian-oprah curls!

UGH!

Needless to say, I was seeewww disappointed because I took the pains to grow my hair out for 6 long months and now I am the proud owner of a friggin dyke haircut that shows off my broad, stumpy neck and gorilla jaws!

Excellent!!

Why does God to this to me? 

I swear I will definitely think of a sex change operation soon. All the near dyke moments are lowering my estrogen!!!

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About thejellyfarm

In real life, I am a television writer and producer...er no...scratch...a television director....noo, scratch....a media loser.....wait, that doesn't sound quite insulting enough....... OK, ahem. In real life, I'm an idiot box expert with a penchant for the creative. In short, I'm a loser with no focus or direction in life. I just go where the creative flow takes me. Mostly it takes me to clogged up drains and stinky oceans but it's going.......going.....somewhere. And this blog is an expression of that mindblowing roadblock. Creative frustration is a great motivator and here is a result of that.

Posted on May 11, 2009, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Omigod!! which shop did u go to ??id b totally pissed too..nowadays they just dont understand what u really want ..

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